Monday, June 25, 2007
Hamologic History
Origin of Hamology
Formerly known as KMology, it is a small scientific movement that is increasing in its number of followers everyday. The movement was founded by Kero Ong and Emily Mah, who were inspired to take action by the immortal words of Hamnoj:
The Day of Hamology is celebrated one day after its actual conception (21st June) , which would be the 22nd of June. This is simply because Hamologic decrees that everything can be something else. In other words, just because it goes against the laws of ordinary logic, thus creating Hamologic!
Decree of Hamology
1. You must always quote Hamologic teachings, such as 'lifity', 'biangbiangness', etc. etc.
2. The slogan of our Church is "Everything is possible, everything is nothing, and everything can be something else." This is usually shortened to "Everything is possible."
3. You must not spread the Way of Hamology to just anyone! They must first be convinced that Hamologic is as real and undeniable as the existence of dumb Americans. THEN they can be told more about the Way.
4. The members of Hamology are known as Malalaps. However, this does not apply to the Wah!Terrific founders, who are Emily Mah and Kero Ong. They are known as Puncheryfics coz they're puncheryfic!
* 5. To be initiated into the Church of Hamology, prove your biangity! Impress the Puncheryfics with your awesome lameness! People who invent new words for the Hamologic Language will have instant Malalap status.
6. Malalaps and Puncheryfics shall not be held directly responsible for any frying of innocent brain cells. This is because we are so lame that your lame accusations cannot touch us.
7. Anyone who does not reply the Hamologic greeting correctly will be subjected to very biangbiang verbal abuse, such as "OMG YOU ARE SOOOO PUNCHER!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR CODE!! YOU IDIOM!! SO LONDEH!!! OMGGGG" etc. etc.
8. We welcome all new members equally, but lamER denizens of planet Earth are more appreciated in the Church.
9. Hamology is not just a display of lifelessness! It is proof that people in 2 Angsana such as Emily Mah and Kero Ong are way too free for their own good and thus must invent ways to pass the time, such as Hamology. Hamology is THE essence of logic! Its logic cannot be refuted!
10. Because of the time-consuming nature of composing wordy decrees, the Decree of Hamology is always tukar-able by Puncheryfics and Malalaps. Keep coming back!
* Due to the presence of two very un-lame individuals in the Church of Hamology, this particular law is subject to change. But only when the Puncheryfics deem it suitable.
The Malalaps
Puncheryfics:
Kero Ong - Pop Puncheryfic
Emily Mah - Pink Puncheryfic
"U" Malalaps:
Lim Wen Li - *yet to be officially named*
Jacqueline Teng - Q-Yu
Khong Shook Wai - Tenyu *edited*
Jenn Ng - Penyu
Christine Foo - Fooyu
"B" Malalaps:
Yap Tyron - Wallabie
Kang Chan Keat - Jojobie
Jensen Boo - Booboobie *edited*
Friendly Outsiders: *edited*
Khai Zhin - Khai the Tosai *edited*
Charlie - Charlie the Boom *edited*
Rin - Rinana the Banana *edited*
Formerly known as KMology, it is a small scientific movement that is increasing in its number of followers everyday. The movement was founded by Kero Ong and Emily Mah, who were inspired to take action by the immortal words of Hamnoj:
"I eat, therefore I Ham."
The Day of Hamology is celebrated one day after its actual conception (21st June) , which would be the 22nd of June. This is simply because Hamologic decrees that everything can be something else. In other words, just because it goes against the laws of ordinary logic, thus creating Hamologic!
Decree of Hamology
1. You must always quote Hamologic teachings, such as 'lifity', 'biangbiangness', etc. etc.
2. The slogan of our Church is "Everything is possible, everything is nothing, and everything can be something else." This is usually shortened to "Everything is possible."
3. You must not spread the Way of Hamology to just anyone! They must first be convinced that Hamologic is as real and undeniable as the existence of dumb Americans. THEN they can be told more about the Way.
4. The members of Hamology are known as Malalaps. However, this does not apply to the Wah!Terrific founders, who are Emily Mah and Kero Ong. They are known as Puncheryfics coz they're puncheryfic!
* 5. To be initiated into the Church of Hamology, prove your biangity! Impress the Puncheryfics with your awesome lameness! People who invent new words for the Hamologic Language will have instant Malalap status.
6. Malalaps and Puncheryfics shall not be held directly responsible for any frying of innocent brain cells. This is because we are so lame that your lame accusations cannot touch us.
7. Anyone who does not reply the Hamologic greeting correctly will be subjected to very biangbiang verbal abuse, such as "OMG YOU ARE SOOOO PUNCHER!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR CODE!! YOU IDIOM!! SO LONDEH!!! OMGGGG" etc. etc.
8. We welcome all new members equally, but lamER denizens of planet Earth are more appreciated in the Church.
9. Hamology is not just a display of lifelessness! It is proof that people in 2 Angsana such as Emily Mah and Kero Ong are way too free for their own good and thus must invent ways to pass the time, such as Hamology. Hamology is THE essence of logic! Its logic cannot be refuted!
10. Because of the time-consuming nature of composing wordy decrees, the Decree of Hamology is always tukar-able by Puncheryfics and Malalaps. Keep coming back!
* Due to the presence of two very un-lame individuals in the Church of Hamology, this particular law is subject to change. But only when the Puncheryfics deem it suitable.
The Malalaps
Puncheryfics:
Kero Ong - Pop Puncheryfic
Emily Mah - Pink Puncheryfic
"U" Malalaps:
Lim Wen Li - *yet to be officially named*
Jacqueline Teng - Q-Yu
Khong Shook Wai - Tenyu *edited*
Jenn Ng - Penyu
Christine Foo - Fooyu
"B" Malalaps:
Yap Tyron - Wallabie
Kang Chan Keat - Jojobie
Jensen Boo - Booboobie *edited*
Friendly Outsiders: *edited*
Khai Zhin - Khai the Tosai *edited*
Charlie - Charlie the Boom *edited*
Rin - Rinana the Banana *edited*
# posted by Emily Mah @ 8:38 PM 
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