The Church Of Hamology

Signing in : 30th June - 2226

On, the 29th of June (Friday), The Malalaps have recruited 3 new members. However, 2 of which will not be classified as either "U" Malalaps or "B" Malalaps. Why? Well, its only because those two aren't in 2 Angsana. Yet, they still will have 100% Malalap status.

The other member will be classified under the "B" Malalaps. He is extremely biang biang, puncher, and lemo! Another perfect Malalap is found!

Friendly Outsiders :
Khai Zhin - khai the tosai
Charlie - charlie the boom

"B" Malalap:
Jensen Boo - booboobie

Well, thats all for now! =)

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PS : Nicknames have NOT been given to Malalap Wen Li and Malalap Shook Wai.


Signing off,







- 2247

Signing in : 28th June - 1855

A few days ago, I (Pink Puncheryfic) had a little chat with founder (hamnoj.blogspot.com).

Here’s how the conversation goes.

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

hi koh

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

sue you

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

hey!!!!~~~~~

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

like omg, y??????

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

coz founder doesn't want to be part of the malalaps =(

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

yerrr, dunso liddat la plzzzz

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

what is the malalp wan?

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

wait, i mean wad*

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

malalaps are super chun gila XXX ppl who have a vast imagination

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

wahsai ah

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

u use so many big big word

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

i dun understanding laaa

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

== swtttt""""

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

okay let me change my words

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

okeyz

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

aiya..i'm saying ah...you should join malalaps lah...coz ah...they sp chunted liaozzzzzzzz!!!

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

they so*

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

wah rely ah. i oso wan la

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

how much de fi?

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

rely meh??

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

of korse la

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

i horse ma

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

chammat i ask u go join you dowan

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

eh fatty bom bom

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

teet lok si toong

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

omg sweat. i am like hitting my forhed veli the hard now

emcy - mypink being puncheryfic says:

aiya....don lidat lah!! hieya...

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

okayz la. you so pretti wan i mus nice nice to u la.

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

eh why u so long nvr repli wan?

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

i very sad now

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

nobody liek me wan

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

i wan to cry oredi

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

aya i gtgzbyezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

jonmah [hamnoj.blogspot.com] says:

byezzz~~~~~~~~

I know you all must be thinking " WTPinkroxalot?!?! I read hamnoj's blog and I thought he was superbly un-lala and very well educated. I didn't expect him to be like THIS!".

Chill people...he was just being crappy (as usual). Well, he was definitely trying to be like those superbly lala catholic high school guys who are 100% chinese educated. And I believe he did a fantastic job! I can read this conversation for the four thousand and eighty eighth time and still laugh at it.

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Signing off,

-1916

Origin of Hamology

Formerly known as KMology, it is a small scientific movement that is increasing in its number of followers everyday. The movement was founded by Kero Ong and Emily Mah, who were inspired to take action by the immortal words of Hamnoj:



The Day of Hamology is celebrated one day after its actual conception (21st June) , which would be the 22nd of June. This is simply because Hamologic decrees that everything can be something else. In other words, just because it goes against the laws of ordinary logic, thus creating Hamologic!

Decree of Hamology

1. You must always quote Hamologic teachings, such as 'lifity', 'biangbiangness', etc. etc.

2. The slogan of our Church is "Everything is possible, everything is nothing, and everything can be something else." This is usually shortened to "Everything is possible."

3. You must not spread the Way of Hamology to just anyone! They must first be convinced that Hamologic is as real and undeniable as the existence of dumb Americans. THEN they can be told more about the Way.

4. The members of Hamology are known as Malalaps. However, this does not apply to the Wah!Terrific founders, who are Emily Mah and Kero Ong. They are known as Puncheryfics coz they're puncheryfic!

* 5. To be initiated into the Church of Hamology, prove your biangity! Impress the Puncheryfics with your awesome lameness! People who invent new words for the Hamologic Language will have instant Malalap status.

6. Malalaps and Puncheryfics shall not be held directly responsible for any frying of innocent brain cells. This is because we are so lame that your lame accusations cannot touch us.

7. Anyone who does not reply the Hamologic greeting correctly will be subjected to very biangbiang verbal abuse, such as "OMG YOU ARE SOOOO PUNCHER!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET OUR CODE!! YOU IDIOM!! SO LONDEH!!! OMGGGG" etc. etc.

8. We welcome all new members equally, but lamER denizens of planet Earth are more appreciated in the Church.

9. Hamology is not just a display of lifelessness! It is proof that people in 2 Angsana such as Emily Mah and Kero Ong are way too free for their own good and thus must invent ways to pass the time, such as Hamology. Hamology is THE essence of logic! Its logic cannot be refuted!

10. Because of the time-consuming nature of composing wordy decrees, the Decree of Hamology is always tukar-able by Puncheryfics and Malalaps. Keep coming back!

* Due to the presence of two very un-lame individuals in the Church of Hamology, this particular law is subject to change. But only when the Puncheryfics deem it suitable.

The Malalaps

Puncheryfics:
Kero Ong - Pop Puncheryfic
Emily Mah - Pink Puncheryfic

"U" Malalaps:
Lim Wen Li - *yet to be officially named*
Jacqueline Teng - Q-Yu
Khong Shook Wai - Tenyu *edited*
Jenn Ng - Penyu
Christine Foo - Fooyu

"B" Malalaps:
Yap Tyron - Wallabie
Kang Chan Keat - Jojobie
Jensen Boo - Booboobie *edited*

Friendly Outsiders: *edited*
Khai Zhin - Khai the Tosai *edited*
Charlie - Charlie the Boom *edited*
Rin - Rinana the Banana *edited*

WE ARE MALALAPS
AND WE ARE COOL!

This header is damndamndamn temporary ok :P

And we will get a chatbox soon!

~Pop Puncheryfic